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They’re Only Noodles Michael T-Shirt
They’re Only Noodles Michael T-Shirt
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee wears like a wink to late-night fans of absurd humor. A soft, sturdy cotton shirt printed with the cheeky line "They’re only noodles Michael" paired with a subtle vampiric motif—equal parts deadpan and delighted. It’s the kind of shirt you grab when you want to start a conversation without raising your voice. Throw it on for a low-key hangout, a movie night, or a convention meetup and let the line do the talking. The print sits crisply on the chest and holds up wash after wash, so the humor stays fresh. Lightweight but durable, it moves easily from couch comfort to street-level sarcasm. Fans of niche internet quotes, late-night sketch comedy, or cult-show callouts will recognize the reference and share a grin. This tee fits into an everyday wardrobe while carrying a private joke you can wear out loud.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) for breathable, durable comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced waste
- DTG/DTF dual printing for sharp, detailed front and sleeve graphics
- Medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) with classic crew neck and relaxed fit
- Tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape for lasting comfort and shape
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
